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Pocket Rocket Vibrator
byJanet Choi, Sweet and Sour Editor
November 22, 2004 + Denver, CO

For the orgasm challenged woman
Doc Johnson's Pocket Rocket vibratorAccording to one article, 50 percent to 75 percent of women who have orgasms need clitoral stimulation and are unable to have an orgasm through intercourse alone. Suffice it to say I am not in the fortunate 25-50 percentile, which is why Doc Johnson's Pocket Rocket is a mini-blessing.

Unlike conventional penis-sized vibrators, the Pocket Rocket is lightweight and can be toted around the office in your skirt pocket. Your boss would be none the wiser if you decided to pop into the loo for a solo nooner. Unfortunately, it \i{would} be obvious to anyone who entered the restroom as this is not one of those fancy silent vibrators. Obvious, that is, unless they bizarrely assumed you were shaving your legs. With an electric razor. At work.

The iPod of the sex industry
The Pocket Rocket has that translucent colored plastic shell that, unfortunately, became trendy a few years ago thanks to the early iMacs. It comes with a small bottle of handy iLube and a removeable plastic cap with little nubs that are more pointy than an object that touches your clit should be. I've chosen to discard the cap, an accessory which seems completely unnecessary because underneath it are three smooth, round, silver nubs that provide just enough stimulation. If you're orgasmically-challenged and in the market for something portable and powerful, blast off with the Pocket Rocket!

Oh. I should mention that although clearly phallic in nature, the Pocket Rocket appears to be for outdoor use only. I might be mistaken and missing out on a mind-blowing experience but I'm not entirely convinced that in the heat of the moment I won't twist too hard in the wrong direction and dismantle the thing, leaving half of it lodged and beyond reach. Caveat emptor.

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