| DJ Timid, Hip-Hopped-Up on Goofballs Staff Writer |
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Bio:
Timid is VP of Production and Marketing at FiveLion Productions. He's a scratch dj, beat junkie, and hip-hop head who's writing his first novel. He is also a chronic dater.
Heavy Rotation:
Favorite Flick:
Eyes Wide Shut, Scratch, Rollerball (the new one).
Celebrity Crush:
Heather Graham and Sarah Silverman .
Junk Food of Choice:
M&M's, double cheese burgers, McFlurry's.
Alternate Location on the Web:
www.fivelion.com
Articles:
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Overcoming Ugliness 
A reader asks, "How can I ask someone out if I'm butt-ass freaking ugly?" (Not exactly in those words.)
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Dear Kim: A Letter from the Work Trenches 
DJ Timid, in a delusional state resulting from boredom at work, composes a Civil War-esque missive to a friend named Kim.
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Review of a Mix CD by DJ Timid's Brother 
Music makes the people come together... music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel... hey, mister DJ put a record on...
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Hip-Hop's Top Ten Innovators
DJ Timid recovers from tremendous neck and back pain with an in depth look at hip-hop's best.
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Nas God's Son and Jay-Z Blueprint 2
"The poorly accepted saviors of hip-hop" seen through the eyes of our own DJ Timid.
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Where Did the Sex Go?
Ever wonder why it seems the sex dwindles in long-term relationships? So did this reader.
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A Conversation about Sperm
And you think you get weird emails... look what ended up in my box one day.
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Timid Woos the Online Ladies
This is just damn funny. I'd be psyched if someone sent me a letter like this!
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Keeping Your Endorsement Deals
A reader charged with sexual assault writes in for advice on how to keep his endorsement deals.
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More Sex Questions
Sex is natural, sex is good. Not everybody does it, but everybody should. C-c-c-c-come on!
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DJ Green Lantern Invasion 2: Conspiracy Theory
Any guy who names himself after Hal Jordon/John Stewart/Kyle Rayner (but not Guy Gardner) is okay with us.
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Harry Potter Book Too Heavy
We "moaned with longing" as we discovered a good way to lug around that heavy-ass book.
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Things I Hate and Things I Don't Hate
While DJ Timid may come off as mean, ignorant, and close-minded in this article, it's actually still pretty funny!
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Hey Hey We're the Monkeypox
BAD prairie dog! Learn what the hell Monkeypox are and how to keep them the hell away from you.
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Reefer Madness
A book review from the new kid on the block, DJ Timid. He's got mad versatizzility, yo.
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Sucked in... I've Caught Newmoanyeah
Woo hoo! NKOTB! We've heard plenty out of Lisa re: the dating scene. Now the guy's perspective!
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