| Janet Choi, Sweet & Sour Staff Writer |
 |
Bio:
(Not to be confused with the Janet who was on "The Real World". This one would never whore herself for The Man, or hook up with an cheesy poet...even if he is hot.) Janet recently relocated from New York City to Southern California and would like a freakin' job. She can usually be found eating blueberry Eggo waffles with genuine Grade A maple syrup while hobjunting online at 2am. Just give her a freakin' job! PLEASE.
Heavy Rotation:
(just one?) Beck - Sea Change; Frou Frou - Details; ...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead - Source Tags & Codes; Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the Deaf; Rolling Stones - Forty Licks; and KCRW.
Favorite Flick:
(just one??) Sound of Music; Harold & Maude; Help!; Attack the Gas Station!; The Umbrellas of Cherbourg; Smilla's Sense of Snow; Amelie (duh).
Celebrity Crush:
Jamie Oliver; Will Kemp (Gap dancer extraordinaire)
Junk Food of Choice:
Trader Joe's Chocolate Orange/Raspberry Sticks.
Articles:
|
 |
|
Doc Johnson's Pocket Rocket Vibrator 
Janet returns with a belated and elated review of a vibrator Doc Johnson bestowed upon her and hers. Bzzzzzz...
|
|
 |
|
Is Live Action Hentai Porn? 
Yes to hot girls. No to penetratrion. Yes to phallic tentacles. What does it count as?
|
|
 |
|
Is Superman Gay?
Oh man... what has the WB's re-envisioning of the Man of Steel done to our big blue icon? Waitaminute, that sounds bad...
|
|
 |
|
Hot Guy and the Girl She Can't Stand
Editor Steve is suddenly concerned that the Newmoanyeah audience now consists of 14 year old girls.
|
|
 |
|
Boyfriend Suddenly Bi
We have the largest group of sex/relationship dysfunctional readers on the entire web. (Not verified by scientific study.)
|
|
 |
|
Ribbed UR3 G-Spot Hard Throb
Statistics say Newmoanyeah employees experience more orgasms on the job than employees of M!crosoft.
|
|
 |
|
Hello Kitty: My Little Bedtime Friend
We plugged the Hello Kitty Vibrator a while back. What's next? Badtz Maru butt beads? Keroppi condoms?
|
|
 |
|
Like, What Are College Essentials?
Back to normal advice this week with four staffers giving surprisingly helpful advice.
|
|
 |
|
More Sex Questions
Sex is natural, sex is good. Not everybody does it, but everybody should. C-c-c-c-come on!
|
|
 |
|
What If: Baldwins vs. Sheens
I don't know about you, but I'd go see this tag-team bout live at Madison Square Garden!
|
|
 |
|
Bruce vs. Jackie vs. Jet vs. Ray
First of all, the half-wit who wrote in should realize that Darth Maul's real name is Park, not Parks.
|
|
 |
|
Littlebiggirl Diary - January 23, 1987 
We've milked and milked, and alas, the cow is DRY! The last ever Littlebiggirl Diary entry. Sigh...
|
|
 |
|
Farewell Buffy Week
A week of Buffy the Vampire Slayer coverage, including staff reactions to the series finale.
|
|
 |
|
Buffy-less Tuesdays
Damn! Now that Buffy is ending, what the Hellmouth are you going to do with your Tuesday nights?
|
|
 |
|
Coming to (and Leaving?) a Newsstand Near You
Janet hit the magazine rack and left absolutely nothing behind. See what newbies she found.
|
|
 |
|
House of 1,000 Corpses a Good Date Flick?
My my my. What troubled readers have we. Furthermore, what a high percentage of virgins!
|
|
|
|
Littlebiggirl Diary - December 20, 1986
WOW. Longest most boy-craziest Littlebiggirl diary entry yet. And sadly, second to last entry ever!
|
|
 |
|
Please Don't Feed the Sarlacc
Don't ask me how, but the Sarlacc Pit managed to log into Holonet and send us an advice request!
|
|
|
|
Littlebiggirl Diary - December 12, 1986
Robbie or Jeremy? Who won Janet's affections back in 1986? And did a Santa Gram save the day?
|
|
 |
|
Loved for Your 8-bit NES?
A hottie reader of ours is under the delusion that the boys just like her for her old-school Nintendo console!
|
|
|
|
Littlebiggirl Diary - November ?, 1986
Girl... you'll be a woman... soon. (When it's time to change, it's time to rearrange...)
|
|
|
|
Littlebiggirl Diary - July 13, 1986
As a child, Janet feared California earthquakes. As an adult, Janet fears California unemployment.
|
|
 |
|
Getting Backstage
If you're not a big-breasted slut, you might need some help getting backstage at a concert.
|
|
 |
|
Board Game Loser
Tired of losing game after game? Find out the secret to four staffers' board game success!
|
|
 |
|
Crotchless Panties: Not All They're Cracked Up to Be
Please remember that this is NOT part of our Sadistic Assigned Review series. This was volunteered!
|
|
 |
|
Worst of 2002
Last week, you got the staff's "Best of 2002" picks. This week, find out what we thought sucked.
|
|
 |
|
Soiled Yourself at Work?
There's that Disney Cruise flu bug going around and this advice entry is marginally related to it.
|
|
 |
|
2002 Staff Picks
The newmoanyeah staff picks their favorite albums, movies, and random things from 2002.
|
|
|
|
Littlebiggirl Diary - December 29, 1985
Kooooooky. Someone gave Janet $1.50 for Christmas back in 1985. Rock. And. Roll.
|
|
 |
|
Smackdown!
Janet's a trooper. She braved WWE Smackdown! and composed a lovely review, as assigned by her sadistic editor.
|
|
 |
|
The Osbournes Season 2
"Kelly, you're being sexualist!" The Osbournes are back on MTV and Janet watched 'em!
|
|
 |
|
What to Get a Non-Geek For X-mas
A reader needs help shopping for his girlfriend. 3 out of 4 newmoanyeah staffers completely unhelpful!
|
|
|
|
Littlebiggirl Diary - August 23, 1985
Longest entry yet!!! Re-featuring Duran Duran AND the childhood classic, The Black Couldren [sic].
|
|
 |
|
Sex with Your Opposite-Sex Clone
Oy vey. When I agreed to assign this question, I had no idea how... disturbing this would get. YEESH.
|
|
|
|
Littlebiggirl Diary - April 2, 1985
In the fuzzy pink style of our Fuzzy Pink Staff Writer, Kerry: "I heart this diary entry!"
|
|
 |
|
Justin Timberlake Justified
Oh boy. I always said that newmoanyeah would review ANYTHING. Closet NSYNC fan, Janet puts the motto to the test.
|
|
|
|
Littlebiggirl Diary - April 1, 1985
The triumphant return of the our newly promoted editor's littlebiggirl diary entries from 1985! Whoomp, there it is!
|
|
 |
|
He's Nothing If Not Entertaining
You requested it and sadly the opportunity arose. Here's the second installment of Janet's Stalker Ordeal. Eek!
|
|
 |
|
It's So Gay
Wham! lyrics should've tipped us off about George Michael's preference for men over women. Really.
|
|
 |
|
Poop Stuck to Cat's Butt
On to more practical advice about what to do when your cat's draggin' poop all over the damn house.
|
|
 |
|
Vehicular Infractions
Yadda yadda yadda... the Echo looks like it's waiting to get it up the ass... wanna read this article now?
|
|
|
|
Guys Don't Usually Approach Me...
... And maybe that's a good thing. Find out all about our Sweet & Sour Staffer's new admirer.
|
|
 |
|
Beck Sea Change
Said Janet, "I like it when other people feel terrible. It makes me feel better." [Well, basically... - Ed.]
|
|
 |
|
Penis Enlargement
Four completely unqualified people give advice about gettin' the one-eyed snake to grow.
|
|
|
|
Littlebiggirl Diary - February 1, 1985
Janet got all bored and sweaty, bored and sweaty, bored and sweaty, bored and sweaty, bored and sweaty...
|
|
|
|
Littlebiggirl Diary - January 28, 1985
First day with the computer and mad at mom. Yes, we're talking about Janet back in 1985!
|
|
|
|
Littlebiggirl Diary - January 22, 1985
Our littlebiggirl, Janet was feeling poetic (very poetic) at school back in 1985.
|
|
|
|
Littlebiggirl Diary - January 20, 1985
Find out what our littlebiggirl, Janet was pimpin' in her diary back in 1985.
|
|
