| Jennifer Saylor, Comic Conventional Staff Writer |
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Bio:
(See below.)
Heavy Rotation:
I like Techno/Trance music, but, just about anything goes! I also collect movie soundtracks, too.
Favorite Flick:
Very hard to choose. All time fav's would be Jaws and Little Mermaid... Lilo & Stitch is my new fav.
Celebrity Crush:
Alan Rickman & Scott Backula.
Junk Food of Choice:
Pizza Rolls and Ramen Noodles (I know you'd think I would be sick of them but I really like them with cheese melted in with them!) Try to stay away from candy but I love Atomic Fireballs and, of course, anything with chocolate in it!!! [Ramen with cheese? Ewwww... - Ed.]
Articles:
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Jennifer's Seasonal Service Announcement 
Could it be? Comic Conventional Jennifer is the conscience of Newmoanyeah? Do unto others, baby!
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Silver City 
Oy vey... isn't there enough humor in the real presidential election? Apparently not for Jennifer!
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Third Annual Free Comic Book Day (and I-Con 2004)
Free comics you say? July 4th weekend you say? Comic convention in Des Moines you say? Des Moines you say?
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Please Rewind Web Comic
It seems there are an endless number of movie-based online web comic jokes... and that just fine with us.
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Peanut Marshbutter Brownies
While Editor Steve finds peanut butter absolutely abhorrent, the rest of you may enjoy Jennifer's recipe.
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Peanut Marshbutter Brownies
While Editor Steve finds peanut butter absolutely abhorrent, the rest of you may enjoy Jennifer's recipe.
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Teen Titans Toys
Predictable as ever, Comic Conventional Jennifer is buying toys! We're really beginning to wonder where she fits them all.
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Hellboy
Jennifer says, "Thank God for Hellboy!" If that doesn't rile up the religious right, I don't know what will!
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2003 Staff Picks
Find out what floats the boats of Newmoanyeah staffers from the not-so-distant 2003.
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Holiday Gift Suggestions for Gals
The lovely ladies of Newmoanyeah tell you what you should buy your geek gals for the Holidays!
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Barbie Goes Wicca
Mmm... those money grubbin' bastards behind Barbie are trying to skim some milk off the Harry Pottery gravy train.
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Top Ten Witches
Comic Conventional Jennifer gets in the Halloween spirit by ranking famous witches. What... no Scarlet Witch?!?!?
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At Death's Door
Scary Godmother's Jill Thompson tackled Neil Gaiman's Death with wonderful manga-eqsue results.
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DC Comics Barbie Kicks Ass
Catwoman, Supergirl, Batgirl, and Wonder Woman... all with Barbie's most unnatural, yet strangely appealing, physique!
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Genetically Engineered Fish
Tea Leoni: "So this is how you make three-eyed fish..."
Sam Neil: "No, this is how you play God!"
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Stripperella: Time to Go Down on Crime
A cartoon about a stipper super-heroine can only be but soooooo bad, right? RIGHT?!?!?
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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Queeeeeeer. Queer. Queer. Queeeeeeer. Queer. Queer. Queeeeeeer. Queer. Queer. Queeeeeeer. Queer. Queer.
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Alex and Emma
Suuuuure, Jennifer. You were "forced" to go see this laaaaaaame chick flick.
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Two MORE Reasons to See Finding Nemo
Yes, it's a great movie for kids and adults, but the entertainment starts long before the opening credits.
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Friday Night: Potter Pre-Game
What? No tailgating for the release of Order of the Phoenix? WHAT? No strippers?
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Gotham Girls Flash Cartoons
Can't get enough DC-related cartoons on The WB? Hit their web site for some hot Gotham Girls action.
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Hey Hey We're the Monkeypox 
BAD prairie dog! Learn what the hell Monkeypox are and how to keep them the hell away from you.
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AFI's Top 100 Heroes and Villains
Han Solo, Obi Wan Kenobi, and Darth Vader all made the top 100! What, no Jar Jar?
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Boston's Big Dig on Discovery Channel
It's nice to know that the folks out in Iowa think that the never-ending construction in Boston is cool. ;)
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Interview with Theater Hopper
Comic Conventional Jennifer sat down with the mastermind behind Theater Hopper. (And his wife, too!)
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Fray: Tales of a Future Slayer
Fray #6 was the first appearance of Buffy's little red scythe/axe/stake thingy. Goooooood comic!
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Marvel's All-Time Low
Heroes for hire in the worst possible way! Sexy... in a very non-sexy kind of way.
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Batman and Wonder Woman Sittin' in a Tree...
In JLA #74, Batman and Wonder Woman share a kiss on the battlefield. A reader has conflicting emotions about this.
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ToyBuilders.com: Custom Action Figures
Jennifer watches CNN and discovers a custom toy factory. Leave it to Comic Conventional Jennifer!
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Jennifer Shops Online
Looking for something neat to spend your hard earned money on? Read on for Jennifer's fun suggestions!
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Stripping for College
Is working as a stripper an acceptable way to pay for your college education? Well, it doesn't bother us...
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Jennifer Rants
Why does a peach and mango flavored drink only have apple juice in it? And why is the great white misrepresented, so?
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Rust Boy
Anyone that can turn their hobby (especially if it involves techno-geeky animation) into a full-time job is okay with me.
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Justice League Action Figures
Well then... based on the action figure, I'd guess Wonder Woman's measurements are 40-15-35!
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Iron-Cow Productions
Custom-made action figures at their best. Unfortunately, absolutely NONE for sale. Make your own, lazy bastards!
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Daredevil Dueling Movie Reviews
This is what happens when a non-comic reader and a comic reader review a comic-based movie together.
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Fiancée Three-Way
Maybe you should wait until AFTER you're married to suggest a threesome. Just a thought...
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AOhell: Best Anti-AOL Web Sites
Jennifer's got somethin' stuck in her craw and it's got AOL written all over it.
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Hanna Barbera I-Men
Toynami's released some phat 80's inspired I-Men. Just one question: why's Birdman's pal Avenger so damn big?
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Lucky Charms
Blah blah blah you'll never get me lucky charms blah blah blah magically delicious!
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LotR: Two Towers Stupidity
For the last time, The Two Towers has absolutely NOTHING to do with September 11th. Damn.
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2002 Staff Picks
The newmoanyeah staff picks their favorite albums, movies, and random things from 2002.
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The Ultimate Junk Mail
A review of a site that fights back against the deluge of AOL junk mail CDs that haunt your mailboxes!
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Star Trek Nemesis
Comic Conventional Jennifer returns from her stint of holiday articles to give you the poop on the latest Trek installment.
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Holiday Shopping Tips
Jingle Jenn is getting it all off her chest this shopping season. But that's cool... we've all worked retail. ;)
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What to Get a Non-Geek For X-mas
A reader needs help shopping for his girlfriend. 3 out of 4 newmoanyeah staffers completely unhelpful!
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How Low Can You Go?
Jennifer becomes un-Comic Conventional for this rant about reality TV and The Real World Survivor of Bachelor.
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ever wonder if Joey Potter and Harry Potter were related? Well, this review does not answer that question.
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How Do Hutts Have Sex?
Jabba obviously had a thing for scantily-clad humanoids, but just how do Hutts reproduce with other Hutts?
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Wil Wheaton on the Web
You know him as Gordie Lachance & Wesley Crusher. We know him as the guy that runs his own website. Mad props to Wil, yo!
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Proper Butt Care
Four newmoanyeah staffers eloquently inform a hirsute reader on the best way to wipe (or not wipe) his ass.
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Toys... Love Them Toys!
Must... have... Hogwarts Harry, Quidditch Harry, and Invisible Harry... *arrgghhccckkkkk!!!*
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