| Joel Why, Curious Staff Writer |
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Mesothelioma, Asbestos Lawsuits, and Scam Artists 
Mesothelioma and other asbestos lawsuits are fetching millions. One shady reader wants to get in on the action.
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Dry Hump Popped Cherry?
A (presumably female) reader asks if it's possible that she popped her cherry during a vigorous dry hump session.
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Interview with the Madden 2005 People 
Boo ya! Madden 2005 will be released on August 10, 2005, but you can get an early scoop here!
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Incarceration, Insecurity, and Insertion
Oh, and infuriation, too! Woman has three way with boyfriend and jailbirdette best friend and DOESN'T LIKE IT!
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Incarceration, Insecurity, and Insertion
Oh, and infuriation, too! Woman has three way with boyfriend and jailbirdette best friend and DOESN'T LIKE IT!
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The Exorcist in 30 Seconds by Bunnies 
An indepth art critique of The Exorcist in 30 Seconds (and Re-Enacted by Bunnies) by rocker Joel Why.
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Overcoming Ugliness
A reader asks, "How can I ask someone out if I'm butt-ass freaking ugly?" (Not exactly in those words.)
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Teen Love in Ireland
More sappy teen love questions... this time from sunny Ireland where the whisky roams the shamrock covered land. Huh?
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Jewish Dogs Need Love, Too
The readers of Newmoanyeah are getting weirder and weirder and weirder. Good.
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2003 Staff Picks
Find out what floats the boats of Newmoanyeah staffers from the not-so-distant 2003.
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Interview with Drew Curtis, FARKin' Genius
FARK.com may well be the single most visitable web site responsible for the greatest drop in work productivity.
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Dorknan the Toymaster
Seriously, you're NEVER too old for toys. BTW, one of our favorite movies is Beastmaster!
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Monster House: Interview with Steve Watson
This exclusive interview covers everything from "rival" Trading Spaces to the Crocodile Hunter to Jenna Jameson!
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Like, What Are College Essentials?
Back to normal advice this week with four staffers giving surprisingly helpful advice.
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Editor Steve for Fake Governor
Because of this article, I'll never ever be able to run for any REAL office. Oh well.
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Keeping Your Endorsement Deals
A reader charged with sexual assault writes in for advice on how to keep his endorsement deals.
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Spider-Man on MTV
I miss the good old Spider-Man cartoon from the 70s. Watch out! Here comes the Spider-Man!
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Falling for the Wrong Guy
An innocent girl writes for relationship advice... and the staff goes house on her grammatical deficiencies instead!
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Bruce vs. Jackie vs. Jet vs. Ray
First of all, the half-wit who wrote in should realize that Darth Maul's real name is Park, not Parks.
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Star Wars Kid Video
You know Editor Steve is a bigtime Star Wars geek. As such, he thinks this kid is just having some wholesome fun!
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How Do We Feel About Canadians?
Actually, Editor Steve would love to get a geeky Canadian female on the writing staff. Any takers?
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House of 1,000 Corpses a Good Date Flick?
My my my. What troubled readers have we. Furthermore, what a high percentage of virgins!
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Please Don't Feed the Sarlacc
Don't ask me how, but the Sarlacc Pit managed to log into Holonet and send us an advice request!
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Getting Backstage
If you're not a big-breasted slut, you might need some help getting backstage at a concert.
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Daytime TV
Unemployment inspires Joel to watch excessive amounts of daytime television.
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Board Game Loser
Tired of losing game after game? Find out the secret to four staffers' board game success!
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Worst of 2002
Last week, you got the staff's "Best of 2002" picks. This week, find out what we thought sucked.
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2002 Staff Picks
The newmoanyeah staff picks their favorite albums, movies, and random things from 2002.
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Go-Gurt®
Joel's the victim of the next officially sanctioned sadistic review assignment. Curious no longer about Go-Gurt!
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What to Get a Non-Geek For X-mas
A reader needs help shopping for his girlfriend. 3 out of 4 newmoanyeah staffers completely unhelpful!
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Sex with Your Opposite-Sex Clone
Oy vey. When I agreed to assign this question, I had no idea how... disturbing this would get. YEESH.
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How Do Hutts Have Sex?
Jabba obviously had a thing for scantily-clad humanoids, but just how do Hutts reproduce with other Hutts?
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Billy Bragg Live
What's the dilly-o on Billy Bragg-o? Who is he and why does Curious Joel have a crush on him?
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Poop Stuck to Cat's Butt
On to more practical advice about what to do when your cat's draggin' poop all over the damn house.
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The Ring (US Version)
A quick, nearly spoiler-free review of Gore Verbinski's The Ring to read while you're on the pot.
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Donnie Darko DVD
Demonic bunnies, cha cha cha... Demonic bunnies, cha cha cha... Demonic bunnies, cha cha cha...
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Penis Enlargement
Four completely unqualified people give advice about gettin' the one-eyed snake to grow.
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