| Kenny Hamshaw, Caucassianal Staff Writer |
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Bio:
Overpayed and underworked, Caucassianal Kenny is a professional jack-of-no-trades. His ability to buy useless stuff off eBay is surpassed only by his ability to brood silently in a corner whenever there is an attractive girl around.
Heavy Rotation:
Prince, Tom Waits, and all things Zappa.
Favorite Flick:
Bones Brigade: The Search for Animal Chin.
Celebrity Crush:
Edith Bunker and Aisha Tyler.
Junk Food of Choice:
Coke Slurpee.
Articles:
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Master Killer DVD 
Caucassianal Kenny recalls: Before Gordon Liu was Kill Bill's Pai Mei, he was the Master Killer in The 36th Chamber.
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2003 Staff Picks 
Find out what floats the boats of Newmoanyeah staffers from the not-so-distant 2003.
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Holiday Gift Suggestions for Guys
Need help picking a gift for that geeky guy of yours? The Newmoanyeah staff makes some suggestions.
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Ugly Alyssa? 
A strange unspecified advice request involving a turtle-like girl named Alyssa. Who's the boss?
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Dawn of the Dead DVD
Whilst Johnathan frolicks amongst Japanese zombies, Kenny, in turn, cavorts with their European counterparts.
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Vampires Sexier Than Werewolves?
More beastiality and doggie style jokes than you can shake a stick at... and play fetch with.
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Supergrass Live in Boston
Caucassianal Kenny arrives fashionably late at a fashionably good show where he became fashionably distracted.
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What If: Baldwins vs. Sheens
I don't know about you, but I'd go see this tag-team bout live at Madison Square Garden!
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Bruce vs. Jackie vs. Jet vs. Ray
First of all, the half-wit who wrote in should realize that Darth Maul's real name is Park, not Parks.
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Nerf Herder: Nerd Rock Buffet
You know them as the composers of the Buffy theme. Kenny knows them as the band I told him to review.
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Oral and Digit-al Pleasure
Virgin with horrible spelling habits requests sex advice for his mouth and fingers.
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Tomb Raider 2 Poster
Kenny reviews not the movie, but the movie poster for the upcoming Tomb Raider sequel The Cradle of Life.
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Zelda Has Balls in Sling
Yes, this title could be interpretted many ways. See how it applies to a loyal reader.
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I Spit on Your Grave DVD
To say the least, this is not an easy film for man or woman to watch... ever. Ever. EVER!!!
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Strapping Young Lad Self-Titled Album
How Kenny can go from listening to Prince to Bluegrass to Strapping Young Lad to yodeling is beyond me.
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LotR: Two Towers Stupidity
For the last time, The Two Towers has absolutely NOTHING to do with September 11th. Damn.
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Worst of 2002
Last week, you got the staff's "Best of 2002" picks. This week, find out what we thought sucked.
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2002 Staff Picks
The newmoanyeah staff picks their favorite albums, movies, and random things from 2002.
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Eddie Izzard Circle
Caucassianal Kenny is positively enamoured with Britain's premiere transvestite stand-up comic!
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Jackass the Movie Soundtrack
Watch out for that "Party Boy in Japan" video included with the soundtrack. Di! Stur! Bing!
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Poop Stuck to Cat's Butt
On to more practical advice about what to do when your cat's draggin' poop all over the damn house.
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Bootsy Collins Play with Bootsy
Caucassianal Kenny gets his groove thang on with Bootsy's new tribute to funk.
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Proper Butt Care
Four newmoanyeah staffers eloquently inform a hirsute reader on the best way to wipe (or not wipe) his ass.
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CKY Infiltrate Destroy Rebuild
Ever hear one of those albums that makes you want to go out and do crazy stuff like ollie over a rabid rhino?
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