| Missie Horal, Scattagoric Staff Writer |
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Bio:
Mad scientist by day, supermom by night. Yankee-hater ALL of the time.
Heavy Rotation:
U2, DMB, and 80's cheese
Favorite Flick:
The Princess Bride
Celebrity Crush:
Nomar Garciaparra, Fox Mulder (Seasons 3-6)
Junk Food of Choice:
"Ice Cream Lt. Dan!", Cheerios :)- anything served with a healthy side of Spite and Malice.
Articles:
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Virginity in a Remote Village in India 
Hooboy, Newmoanyeah's gone international. Someone in India needs to determine the virginal state of their girlfriend.
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Sleeping with Co-workers Part 2
Holy @#$%!!! A reader took our advice and @#$%ing wrote back for more! We're terrible people and going to Hell for sure.
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Sleeping with Co-workers
Two weeks into a new job, a woman sleeps with a co-worker and experiences obligatory awkwardness. What's next?
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What Should I Do with a Neutral Monk?
Dungeons and Dragons brethren unite! An RPGer wants to know what to do with his newly neutered... err, neutral monk.
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A Mighty Wind DVD 
Christopher Guest rules. Christopher Guest rules. Christopher Guest rules. Christopher Guest rules.
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2003 Staff Picks 
Find out what floats the boats of Newmoanyeah staffers from the not-so-distant 2003.
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Jaws DVD
The Jaws DVD makes it still not safe for Missie to go back in the water.
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Holiday Gift Suggestions for Guys
Need help picking a gift for that geeky guy of yours? The Newmoanyeah staff makes some suggestions.
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The Magic of Mraz: Live in Richmond
Late posting on this article... Jason's magic got the Sox through the A's. Unfortunately, well... you know.
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Her Elf Likes My Paladin
Dude... I'd be psyched if Sci Fi or Comedy Channel would let me produce a Geek Dating Game TV show.
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A Tribute to Lemurish Staffer Matt...
... on His 30th Birthday. Do real lemurs even live to the age of 30? I bet he'd be like 800 in lemur years!
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Editor Steve: Purveyor of Geekiness & Garlic Guacamole
Despite calling my guacamole "toxic", this review brings geeky warmth to my heart.
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Yankees Suck Intergalactic Ass
Though you wouldn't guess it from the title, this is sort of a baseball game/national anthem performance review.
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Anal Sex and Incontinence
Surprisingly helpful info for guy concerned about riding his girlfriend's Doo Doo Choo Choo too frequently.
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Screwball by David Ferrell
Now, if only a REAL serial killer/Red Sox fan would combine his hobbies to help Boston to a penant. Kidding!!!
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Falling for the Wrong Guy
An innocent girl writes for relationship advice... and the staff goes house on her grammatical deficiencies instead!
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What If: Baldwins vs. Sheens
I don't know about you, but I'd go see this tag-team bout live at Madison Square Garden!
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Chocolate Crinkles Cookie Recipe
This is the greatest cookie recipe in the entire galaxy and the expanded universe. Editor Steve's favorite!
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Limited Edition John Fluevog Buffy Boots
Is it the shoes? It's gotta be the shoes! Is it the shoes? It's gotta be the shoes! Is it the shoes? It's gotta be the shoes!
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Oral and Digit-al Pleasure
Virgin with horrible spelling habits requests sex advice for his mouth and fingers.
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Zelda Has Balls in Sling
Yes, this title could be interpretted many ways. See how it applies to a loyal reader.
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Star Wars Holiday Special
May the Force destroy you... "you" being Editor Steve for forcing friends to watch this mess.
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Phase 10 by Fundex
A fun games that makes you verbally abusive and gives you moderate anxiety attacks in your sleep!
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Loved for Your 8-bit NES?
A hottie reader of ours is under the delusion that the boys just like her for her old-school Nintendo console!
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Die, Yankees, Die!
A Mets fan and two Red Sox fans gather to debate who has a greater hatred of the New York Yankees.
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Deadwood: More Cheapass Entertainment
Missie and friends delve into a humorous game about the life of movie extras. Be the glass of milk!
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My Husband is George Lucas' Bitch
I really see no problems with Missie's husband. I've heard that Star Wars fetishes reduce your chances of heart disease.
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LotR: Two Towers Stupidity
For the last time, The Two Towers has absolutely NOTHING to do with September 11th. Damn.
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Worst of 2002
Last week, you got the staff's "Best of 2002" picks. This week, find out what we thought sucked.
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2002 Staff Picks
The newmoanyeah staff picks their favorite albums, movies, and random things from 2002.
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Getting in the Guinness Book of World Records
Nifty... I feel like we were actually funny, sarcastic, AND helpful all at once, for the first time!
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Gap Guy Revisited
Wow, newmoanyeah (and Missie) are gettin' some mileage out of this dancing Will Kemp guy.
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Kill Dr. Lucky: Another Cheapass Adventure
Another winner from Cheapass Games! (Remotely) Like Clue, but trying to cause the murder instead of solving it!
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Bad Plumbing, Not the Human Kind
A leaky faucet ails one of our readers. Four (remotely) skilled staffers to the rescue! Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
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Cheapass Games and Their Unexploded Cow
England has mad cows. France has unexploded landmines. Missie puts two and two together in this game review!
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Proper Butt Care
Four newmoanyeah staffers eloquently inform a hirsute reader on the best way to wipe (or not wipe) his ass.
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The Goodness of O's: Insights from a Baby Gourmet
A review of Cheerios. Or, a study on the addictive qualities of Cheerios that inspired the Scattagoric Staffer.
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Hot Dancing Gap Guy
Our Scattagoric Staffer is obsessed with the hot dancing Gap guy a.k.a. Will Kemp. Drool advisory in effect.
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Suspiria DVD Review
Suspiria suspiciously bad, simply suspenseful, sadly systolic, or just plain craptacular?
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