Newmoanyeah.com: Hip, geeky pop-culture.
MAIN     FEATURES     REVIEWS     ADVICE     PLUGS   |   SHOP     SUBSCRIBE  

Games Review Archives
Fire Emblem: Epic Story/Epic Game  review
Jay and Gameboy Advance... sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G... first comes love... then comes marriage...
Teen Titans Toys  review
Predictable as ever, Comic Conventional Jennifer is buying toys! We're really beginning to wonder where she fits them all.
Lessons Learned from Prince of Persia  review
Riddle me this: what happens when Otherwordly Kerri plays 75% of a game with only one saved game file? Read on...
Love and Noir: The Fall of Max Payne  review
A surpringly Japanese-brain-eating-zombie free review of Max Payne 2 from our pal JapaNerd Johnathan.
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance for GBA  review
Our whistling staff writer got a new addiction, and no, it ain't smoking lemur fur a la mode.
Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness  review
Otherworldy Kerri is back in action as the double-gun-toting, big-breasted, archaeologist Lara Croft on PS2.
Xbox Marvel vs Capcom 2  review
56 playable characters including a crap-load of your favorites from Marvel comics and Capcom games!
Phase 10 by Fundex  review
A fun games that makes you verbally abusive and gives you moderate anxiety attacks in your sleep!
Gamecube Metroid Prime: She's Baaaaack!  review
Samus Aran kicks ass in the new Gamecube adventure. Jay loves Samus. A lot. He should marry her.
Xbox: DOAX Beach Volleyball  review
Yep. Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball is a truly unusual (but FUN) spin-off from a fighting game.
Deadwood: More Cheapass Entertainment  review
Missie and friends delve into a humorous game about the life of movie extras. Be the glass of milk!
The Biggest Evil in My Life: Spider Solitaire  review
Kerri's losing time. And for once it's NOT the result of an alien abduction, but because of an arachnid addiction.
PS2 Rygar: The Legendary Adventure  review
The return of Rygar quickly and completely quelled querulous Justin's gigantic and geriatric jones.
Kill Dr. Lucky: Another Cheapass Adventure  review
Another winner from Cheapass Games! (Remotely) Like Clue, but trying to cause the murder instead of solving it!
Xbox Outlaw Golf  review
Top ten reasons why you should buy Vivendi Universal's Outlaw Golf. And trust me, I HATE golf.
Xbox NBA Live 2003  review
If it's in the game, it's in the game. Now with super badass Freestyle Control!
PC Syberia  review
Syberia. PoetTech Paul is back with another proseful review of a PC game. Sigh... beer. Eeeeeyah!
Cheapass Games and Their Unexploded Cow  review
England has mad cows. France has unexploded landmines. Missie puts two and two together in this game review!
PC Mafia  review
PoetTech Paul did somethin' somethin' about Mafia. But I don't know what because I haven't seen the article yet. ;)
Xbox Robotech: Battlecry  review
Be all that you can be as, Jack Archer, a member for the Robotech Defense Force in Battlecry. You'll love it.
PC Medal of Honor: Allied Assault  review
PoetTech Paul delivers an ode to a first-person shooter for the PC. Try not to get teary-eyed.
Xbox Fuzion Frenzy  review
A nice concept, less than stellar execution review of this early Xbox game.

Who would you most like to see as the lead in Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman movie?
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Eliza Dushku
Sandra Bullock
Aria Giovanni
Summer Glau
Eva Longoria
Evangeline Lilly
Lynda Carter
 
Friends of Newmoanyeah:
www.x-entertainment.com
www.site73.com
www.slbs.net
www.pokerindustries.com
www.poorlydrawnanimals.com
www.chapter11studios.com

Get the FREE Newmoanyeah newsletter!
 

Newmoanyeah.com is run by Stephen Lin, dotcom crash survivor, pop-culture connoisseur, and self-admitted geek with a penchant for kung fu and computers. The unofficial mission statement of Newmoanyeah is to make geekiness hip and to entertain geeks of all natures with humorous features, reviews, advice columns, plugs, and polls. To accomplish this goal, Stephen sought out friends, friends of friends, Web acquaintences, and former co-workers and assembled an all-star roster of writers with interests in music, movies, television, games, comic books, fashion, relationships, food, the completely random, and last, but certainly not least, sex. Check out our site map if you need help. Feel free to contact us with any questions. Aspiring writers please read our employment page. The Web site is designed and maintained by Boston's Silinx Studios, also run by Stephen Lin.
Search Newmoanyeah   Search Google   Search Amazon   Search eBay   
Google
Bullet Ballet @ Poker Industries